So I just commented to someone, I don't remember who, that I was hoping to get a chance to photograph Odysseus again.

Guess who came into the Kennel this weekend? Both with an issue for me to spend a couple hours training and obedience working him, as well as a new fresh order for photographs.

Ask and ye shall receive.

SEVEN THINGS YOU WILL FIND IN YOUR ROOM:
1. Computers.
2. DVD Player.
3. Model Corvette Collections.
4. mini!Metallicar.
5. Fish.
6. Rats.
7. Records.

SEVEN RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS:
1. do you like someone?
That kind of depends on your definiton of 'like'

2. does someone like you?
Indeed. Someone -always- likes me. One of the perks of being...well Me.

3. Who was your last crush?
Michelle Rodriguez? Heheh.

4. Have you ever been lead on?
Nope.

5. Have you ever been cheated on?
Not that I'm aware of. Seriously though would cheat on this? I don't think so.

6. Do you want to be in a relationship?
That's a scary proposition.

7. Do you wanna get married?
Been there, done that. Not amused.

SEVEN THINGS YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT:
1. Music

2. Horses

3. Dogs

4. the Inter-Slice

5. Writing impliments

6. The Mac

7. My Truck

SEVEN THINGS ON YOUR MIND:
1. I'magetmesometomorrow

2. Dennis Quaid is the MAN

3. Is the laundry done yet?

4. Some body bring me ice water

5. I should vaccuum

6. I hate the holidays

7. my poor dead ipod

SEVEN OTHER THINGS - DO YOU:
1. Believe in God?
nope

2. Had a dream come true?
several.

3. Read the newspaper?
semiregularly.

4. Pray?
nope.

5. Have a best friend?
Two in fact

6. Had braces?
nope

7. Wish on stars?
Whenever I remember.

SEVEN HAVE YOU EVERS:

1. Fallen in love?
Head over Heals

2. Kiss someone of the same sex?
Indeed, used to every day

3. Cheated?
Nope, I might be an asshole but I'm an honest one.

4. What is the trajectory flight velocity for an unlaiden swallow?
heh....monty python.

5. Ran away from home?
Nah, never really felt the need. I tend to figure a way around the rules if they annoy me.

6. Played strip poker?
Yes, but I always win so the girls stopped playing with me as it defeated the purpose of trying to see me nekkid.

7. Pulled an all nighter?
Used to all the time. Once did it before a debate tournament. I came out on top, though there was a lot of soda involved in the equation.

SEVEN THINGS IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU:
1. Cried?
Nope, I don't cry.

2 Had fun?
I spent two hours on the phone with someone, it was amusing as we discussed politics, sexual positions and dogs.

3. Been kissed?
Yes, but in all fairness it wasn't anything major and was mostly to get a rise out of some one else.

4. Felt stupid?
Nah, I tend to be rather fucking brilliant.

5. Talked to an ex?
Actually I am in regular contact with several of my ex's. I'm a fun guy to know.

6. Bought anything?
Food, does that count? Oh no wait I bought a mini Optimus Prime transformer to stick on the dashboard of Big Bertha. She's pimpin' now.

7. Used chapstick?
Oh yeah, this time of year is brutal on my mouth...ha ha ha.

A - Available?: More or less
A - Age: 25.
A - Annoyance: Pitty parties

B - Best Friends?: Colie, and Father Tiberius
B - Bar: Barnone! Heh. I don't bar hop much
B - Birthday?: October, 5th 1982

C - Crush: Michelle Rodriguez
C - Car: 1967 Chevrolet Impala, I acctually drive a 1992 Chevy Suburbannamed Big Bertha
C - Cat: Satan and Hawkeye.

D - Dead Pets Name(s): Chaka, Judge, George, Yoda, Victor (miscanlious rats, mice and fish)
D - Dad's Name: Jon
D - Dog(s): Sissy and Isis

E - Easiest person to talk to: Colie
E - Eggs: scrambled with lots of cheese
E - Email: feed.on.lightning@gmail.com

F - Favorite color?: midnight blue.
F - Food: Chicken Tacos
F - Foreign Slang: huh?.

G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Worms, espically if they are sour.
G - God: I'm pagan/buddist.
G - Good Times: Hard times and sometimes in between.

H - Hair Color: surfer boy blonde (compliments of a bottle).
H - Height: Same height as Susej
H - Happy:I've had a few good happy , but mostly a lot of bad lately. What with getting divorced and loosing my best girl Chaka.

I - Ice Cream: Strawberry
I - Instrument: Guitar
I - Idol: David Duchovny and Johnny Cash

J - Jewelry: nose ring, multiple ear piercings and some day NIPPLE BLING!
J - Job: Horse Trainer and I'm back Training dogs again yay
J - Jokes: Most jokes just make me marvel at what people find humorous.

K - Kids: Not my couple of tea, espically now.
K - Karate: Tai Kwon Do (black belt)
K - Kung Fu: every body was kung fu fighting! those fits were fast as lightning!

L - Love: my horses
L - Longest Car Ride: 12 hours. One car.
L - Lipstick or Chapstick: chapstick, though I can rock the black lipstick when I want to.

M - Milk Flavor: 1%
M - Mothers Name: Helen
M - Movie Last Watched: Transformers.

N - Number of Siblings: 4
N - Northern or Southern: Northern.
N - Name: Jonathan .

O - One Wish: to just stop worrying about everything. money.
O - One Phobia?: zombies
O - Otter Pop: HELL YES. All summer long. The blue ones are best.

P - Parents, are they married or divorced: Divorced
P - Part of your appearence you like best: my eyes
P - Part of your Personality you like best: that while being an asshole, I'm pretty funny.

Q - Quick or Slow?: I'm fast as lightning
Q - Queer or Straight?: Bisexual so....queer...Mostly queer.
Q - Queen or King?: Well if I was in drag I'd be a Queen.

R - Reason to smile: I'm still sexually attractive?
R - Reality TV Show: I HATE reality TV.
R - Right or Left: more liberal than you. But right handed.

S - Song Last Heard: "Fly by Night" - Rush
S - Season: autumn.
S - Series: Supernatural, X Files, Firefly

T - Time you woke up: 8am, I slept in.
T - Time Now: 12:43pm.
T - Time for bed: When I get tired, pretty early

U - Unknown: ...unknown biological entity?
U - Unicorns: shoot rainbows out of their asses
U - You are?: an asshole, but charming as all get out.

V - Vegetable you hate: canned peas
V - Vegetable you love: corn, frozen peas, carrots.
V - View on Politics: Liberal. Liberal. Liberal. Practically Socialist.

W- Worst Habit: Unable to sit still.
W- Where are you going to travel next: Probably to Spokane Washington to check on my pop.
W- What's up?: Always my ego.

X - X-Rays: Get them several times a year to check on my knee, and my lungs
X - X-Rated: Free for every one!
X - XYZ: examine your zipper

Y - Year you were born: 1982
Y - Year it is now: 2007
Y - Yellow?: belongs only on corn?

Z - Zoo Animal: Elk
Z - Zodiac: Libra
Z - Zoolander?: I do a killer Zoolander face

What would you do if?
1. I was right next to you:
2. I kissed you:
3. I lived next door to you:
4. I started smoking:
5. I was hospitalized:
6. I was drunk:
7. I hugged you:
8. I asked you to leave:
9. I asked you out:

What do you think about my?
10. Personality:
11. Eyes:
12. Hair:
13. Body:

Would you?
14. Be my friend?
15. Keep a secret if i told you one?
16. Kiss me?
17. Go on a date with me?
18. Keep in touch?
19. Date me?

Have you ever?
20. Lied to make me feel better?
21. Wanted to kiss me?
22. Wanted to bite me?
23. Kept something important from me?
24. Wanted to cuddle with me?

More.

25. Are we friends?

26. When and how did we meet?

27. Describe me in one word:

28. What was your first impression?

29. What reminds you of me?

30. If you could give me anything what would it be?

31. How well do you know me?

32. When's the last time you saw me?

33. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?

34. Are you gonna post this so you can see what I say about you?

Part Two Yo. Answer honestly! Plsthx!
Y= Yes
N = No
M= Maybe

Would/will you?
[] Come to my house to do nothing at all but chill?
[] Fight me?
[] kiss me?
[]Let me kiss you?
[] Watch a movie with me?
[] Go out to dinner with me?
[] Sing car karaoke with me?
[] Hold my hand?
[] Let me make you breakfast?
[] Help me with homework?
[] Tickle me?
[] Let me tickle you?
[] Instant message me?
[] Greet me in public?
[] Hang out with me?
[] Bring me around your friends?
[] Be down with me no matter what?

Do you?
[] Think I'm cute?
[] Think I'm serious?
[] Think I'm a good person
[] Think I'm conceided?
[] Want to kiss me?
[] Want to cuddle with me?
[] Want to hook up with me?
[] Love me?

Am I?
[] Smart?
[] Cute?
[] Funny?
[] Sexy?
[] Cool?
[] Romantic?
[] A freak?
[] Gangsta?
[] Loveable?
[] Adorable?
[] Trustworthy
[] Compassionate?
[] Great to be with?
[] Attractive?
[] Mean?
[] Well known?

Have you ever?
[] Thought about hooking up with me?
[] Found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[] Wished I were there?
[] Had a crush on me?
[] Wanted my number?
[] Had a dream about me?
[] Been distracted by me?
[] Looked at my page more than ten times?

Are you?
[] Happy you know me?
[] Thinking about me?
[] Wanting to call me to talk about these things?
[] going to repost this for me to do?

Headed home for the weekend. Going to try to get some good shots of Grissom and maybe a few other horses to update this thing with. Been a while since i've been able to do any equine photography.